Why are some people afraid of monsters?

There is this human who is backpacking and he stays at this very remote motel. When he is eating he discovers that he is surrounded by werewolves, vampires, zombies and every kind of monster you could think of and then some.

This is why monsters hide from humans in closets and under beds of the least scary humans in every household. They are terrified and they should be.

and this is just master class. Not rude but really lays it thick. Here is roasts the one and only Betty Davies.

Is it okay if I am not interested to talk to any of my relatives as I saw the real faces in my brother's marriage as none of them helped us rather were a kind of disappointment and were talking bad?

Even when he played in seemingly bad movie or lower quality, lower budget movie, he was always amazing.

Update: I think I found it.

The monsters all agree that the human is most assuredly welcome, he is after all a much worse monster than they ever could be. They are even scared of him. What a monster.

Is the water safe to drink in England like here in America or is it necessary to bring tablets to prevent any cholera when in London?

It is styled like the twilight zone or beyond the crypt or Night Gallery. A few short stories. If someone knows for sure, please comment.

There is this wonderful Movie/TV-Movie starring the one and only Vincent Price.

The monsters are very unhappy that a lowly human is invited and want to kill him. Vincent walks over and says something like, take a chill pill my friends. This guy is part of the biggest monsters, monsters so horrible that we can’t even imagine just how awful they are. Then he goes into a short history of humans.

Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talking back to me?

I am not arguing with this guy. Besides, Vincent Price was super smart, witty as they come, quick with a joke and played with people who dared interview him. We sorely lack people with his super wit and charm. Just watch the following where he explains that he accidentally played a part in a porn movie. Yes he did actually do that, just not the way you think.